Overheard on the ground frequency at a major Scottish airport.
Ryanair XXX "Request clearance to Rygge"
Ground "Rygge? Where's that"
Ryanair "Near Oslo"
Undentified interloper "About 1000 miles away you mean"
Ryanair "Oooh-err missus"
Ground "Now Now"
Flybe "In penance, it appears our stand isn't ready"
Made me laugh anyway - thanks chaps
