That's a bit of a cheesy video, but it certainly works better than a reciprocal video about the A380.
Imagine:
"I'm the world's only super jumbo and flying vagina. I look horrible on the outside, but it's what is inside that counts, unless we're referring to wing cracks which is different. As long as my owners sell all 500+ seats next to yours, I might actually make money. I'm proof that those Yanks aren't as exceptional as they think they are. Buy me and together we'll hope the world's economy does not take a turn for the worse. Because if it does, you're broke and I'm parked. Oh, don't worry about all that cargo talk, freight hauling is for ships and trains. I haul backpackers on their low budget vacations. Bon Voyage!"