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Old 9th Nov 2013, 19:06
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Xenophon
 
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I don't care re the gender of the Patter but , if selected as a Pattee , I always get hauled away as I have a permanent bladder drain (don't ask) which is readily discernible by touch in the thigh area of my strides.This inevitably involves the removal of said strides in a private area and this has been done in the presence of both males & females who tend to examine the apparatus with a mixture of puzzlement & amusement. Do I care ? I do not . As this happens quite regularly, the Mehm Sahib goes through "security" first so she can watch our gear on the conveyor belt when the inevitable happens and I disappear trying to look innocent in front of the assembled multitudes.
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