Don't know if these have been posted before:
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a/c: Twr, request approximate time check;
Twr: Saturday.....
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or these after slightly dodgy landings:
Twr: G-XX, request number of souls on board
a/c: G-XX: Two plus a dog
Twr: Presume dog was Pilot in Command....
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Twr: G-XX, can you please confirm Pilot's name is Tigger.......