One of our less illustrious stock inspectors / shooters during the mighty BTEC campaign has the nickname of "Shonkers."
He can be summed up this way, it's a true story. One very hot day three or four machines pulled up for a bit of recreational fishing on an estuary island. One of the pilots, nicknamed "Dundee" used to never stop talking. Shonkers has had enough - Dundee, bet you can't tell three lies straight up."
Without even blinking let alone drawing breath while he throws another cast, Dundee goes on - "Yep, you're a good bloke, everybody likes you and you got a big d***."