I do apologise to the obviously Francophone HH....
Over here, dear old President H is looking a little more confused than normal.
In nearly everything he does, no matter how hard he tries, he ends up just that bit behind the curve. "Bombe ces salauds" was his rallying cry to the world and La France last week. After the desperately sought metaphorical 'Presidential-arm-to-the-elbow' arrived shortly after and France became 'The Oldest Friend' (is that better than a Special Friend?), he wasted no time in laying about our Dave calling him "La faiblesse du rôti de boeuf qui a fait une erreur d'écolier"
Full of himself, he's then charged through the door shouting "Obtenez après eux mes petits pois" whereupon, pausing for breath, he's looked behind and is wondering "Mince alors, où sont-ils tous partis??
Hilarious innit..?
