Over here, dear old President H is looking a little more confused than normal.
In nearly everything he does, no matter how hard he tries, he ends up just that bit behind the curve. "Bomb ze bas-tards" was his rallying cry to the world and La France last week. After the desperately sought metaphorical 'Presidential-arm-to-the-elbow' arrived shortly after and France became 'The Oldest Friend' (is that better than a Special Friend?), he wasted no time in laying about our Dave calling him "a weak Rosboef 'oo made ze schoolboy erreur..".
Full of himself, he's then charged through the " 'Av at zem my petit pois" door whereupon, pausing for breath, he's looked behind and is wondering "Zut, where 'av zay all gone...??