Kerry, he is not from Derry,
He doesn't wear a berry,
But he drives a horse and cart,
Dresses from Walmart.
Kerry, scares the horses and the children,
Munches on potatoes,
Doesn't eat veg,
Was once married to a woman named Meg,
She left him
Because he didn't like her wooden leg,
Kerry, not from Derry,
But drives a horse and cart.
Singin: " I've got a luverly bunch of turnips!"
Farmer Giles, who doesn't live miles,
Away, found Kerry in the hay,
Wanted him to stand in a field,
The best scarecrow to wield,
The thoughts of Kerry,
Frightening the birds,
In a field, scarecrow Kerry,
Strawman, his fate is sealed
Please Mr Scarecrow,
Can we have back our country,
No more swords to yield,
A quiet life,please stay in the field?
Mr Kerry,wears a berry,
Not from Derry,
Dresses from Walmart,
But he drives a horse and cart.
Singin:"I've got a luverly bunch of turnips!"
Last edited by Stuffy; 31st Aug 2013 at 23:41.