I was so tempted to write to FOPDL ... ie the whole pilot body ..
"You know what chaps I am so fantastic at what I do, no one else can match me. I do find it boring watching the rest of you trying to emulate me and failing so dismally. Anyone requiring any tips ....do please get in touch so that I can bore you to death regarding how awesome I am"
...... un .... be .... frinkin ..... believable!!!! This is CX training at it's finest