Sheer pantomime!
Experienced some months ago while approaching to land a helicopter at a busy English airfield...
TOWER: "PA28 G-XXXX cleared to land 04 Hard."
G-XXXX: "Cleared to land 04 Hard G-XXXX."
TOWER: "Helicopter G-YYYY cleared to land 04 Grass and watch for inbound PA28 on finals."
ME: "Clear land 04 Grass - looking."
TOWER: "He's behind you."
SOME WAG ON FREQUENCY: "Oh no he's not..."
ANOTHER WAG ON FREQUENCY: "Oh yes he is..."
I was laughing so hard I couldn't hover.