An oldie but a goodie, alledgedly once heard on an ATC frequency:
ATC: 'Aeroflot 123, Control'.
ATC: 'Aeroflot 123, Control'.
Unknown voice: 'Listen, sonny, nip down the back and tell your Dad that Control is calling him'.
Last edited by Captain Dart; 4th May 2013 at 01:35.