If I was getting bummed constantly a medal wouldn't go amiss...
No medal for being bummed constantly, will this do instead?
On a more serious note, during a pre-deployment CAC lecture before popping of to some sandy place I remember the scary guy from Hereford doing the talking mentioning that after capture there is the possibility we could be raped, to which a couple of lads at the back chuckled. "Don't know why you lads are laughing" he said, " the Iraqis are more likely to rape you than females...."
Chuckling stopped....