Couldn't let it go could you 2planks.
I travel from SK4, 2 miles from MAN, to either DSA or LBA atleast twice a week.
Except for one occassion when UK plc was snowclo, it has never, ever, taken anywhere near 3 hours to complete my journey even with the current never ending 50mph stretch.
So if anything, if LBA were to respond as you suggest, the ASA would come down on them like a tonne of bricks or, as you say, if it was meant tongue in cheek, it really was incitement to willy waving, purposely intentioned or otherwise.