I told him that the other jet's Captain was not responsible for his life
That's a pretty standard story, but it should read,"I told him that the other jet's Captain was not responsible for MY life,"
When I used to fly offshore in the East China Sea I would look at a wall of cu-nimbs between us and and the coast and I used to say"bollocks to that until it clears up," and when the day was over my pax would always buy me a beer in the club."