The Next Chinese Hull Loss

[USMCProbe]

I wonder what Air India or Air China's crew would do when New York Approach says "Call the lady, follow the river". Then yells at them in upstate NY redneck for not knowing what the "lady" is.

Or maybe this one: "Do you have the Verazzano in sight?"

I never heard a Chinese controller ask me to identify a ground feature by its local slang term.