People. I know the terms and conditions of this site don't prohibit this sort of thing, but we do have certain traditions around here. It's simply NOT DONE. Let me state it clearly for you so that we don't have a repeat of this awful breach of etiquette.
PPRuNers here NEVER give a sensible answer to a question on the first page of a thread. There must ALWAYS be at least 20 rude, insulting or ridiculous posts before getting anywhere near the point. This is an extreme case - the answer in the second post!
I'm going to have to lie down.