6. Bodily functions:
•Farting on your co-workers and then laughing
hysterically while you walk away may be viewed as "unprofessional".
Reminds me of when my daughter was about 3 years old. She was sat in her car seat next to Grandma in the rear of the car when the sound of a little "trump" came from her corner of the vehicle.
"And what do we say?", asked Grandma.
Back came the loud reply: "Badger!".
Strangley enough it was me that got the blame from management that night.... even although Grandma had not got a clue of what it was all about.