AlexEvans, I was about 6 years old the first time I was hit with a chemtrail. It was dispensed from a Cessna 188 from an altitude of approximately 7 feet. I attribute this chemtrail attack to my now folically challenged state. The pilot later had dinner with us and I was fortunate enough to get a ride in his other chemtrail plane, a C185 although it was disguised as a dusttrail aircraft next time he came to spray/topdress our crops.
Have a look at the Ice Pilots series. Even when they taxy, the engines are producing the di-hydrogen monoxide "chemtrails".
Now please excuse me while a make a new tinfoil hat with enhanced features since the present one seems to have been compromised by the frequency change of the govt mind control transmitters.
Alex, I just happen to have a bridge for sale that you should be interested in buying. It's going cheap!