I survived my standby today and the last few standby's. Your picture of life at Ezy doesn't match mine, I'm also based at LGW in the left seat and have had very little disruption on my roster (touch wood). I know that's not always the case with everyone and some get it worse than others.
I'm quite happy here, yes things are not perfect but find me an airline that is. I think the package is very competitive and don't think there is anything much better for short haul out there at least based on a proper contract. However everyone is different and deals with things differently so you just have to find the right balance.
Flexiscrew mind is a whole other issue that needs sorting and I will stand by my collegues with whatever action is required.
easyJet plane = easyJet pilot.