FGD135 We're in cloud and my captain says his instruments are telling him we're in an uncontrolled spiral dive and accelerating towards the ground. Everything seems ok to me. I can't see the ground coming up. The instruments are probably wrong and what would the Captain know? He's only got 10,000hrs on type. I'll phone Alan Jones. He'll know if we're crashing or not. Hello Alan I'm in aeropla#^%@*#@&$%----
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