Try this.... Grow a beard, throw your passport away, wear a white tea towel on your head. Go to Indonesia, pay some scumbag 10G and take a "cruise" to our shores. You might have to spend a couple of months on a tropical island but be assured that after that you will be able to go on welfare, receive ,free of charge, a big screen tv and accommodation and a fairly hefty allowance from the taxpayers of Aus. All this mind you after our spineless government tightened up the illegal immigrant pipeline. Why would you wait in line like all the other law abiding , worthy immigrants?
