Personally, I just find myself completely unsurprised that donpizmeof is able to offer prison sex as an analogy he's had experience with.
But don, are you even on the 380 fleet? I thought you were on those 330 beauties. Hence my puzzlement on your calling out another's supposed lack of knowledge on the type...? Or is it just an Airbus fraternal circle-jerk thing where you get together regularly and swap amusing anecdotes that leads you to claim the inside track?
But your remarks about the 777F are noted, I suppose it WOULD be more poetic of there were an AB variant slinging 380 engines around the globe. Or moving the stranded pax from the breakdown du jour.
C'est la vie, as they say in Toulouse.
All in good fun!
The bun fight will be decided long after I've set the brake for the last time, thank dog.