I have some nice sentences, to resume, if you have not been in Russia you have not seen anything:
"Welcome to former Soviet Union"
"-25šC OAT, fuel guy, I was former Pilot hunting submarines in Siberia, this is summer, itīs cold when below -40šC, you drink vodka then itīs hot"
"Itīs not my problem"
"itīs not my job"
"Itīs russian standard operation"
"Nasdarovia"
"You my friend, you drunk with me a lot last night"
On the other hand Iīm really impressed on how they designed aircrafts for their country, these guys were really smart, p.e: On the Tu-154 the APU exhaust hits both mail wheels boggies for defrozing