Ha ha ha
All pilots should be teetotalers. I just love it!!! I'm surprised ya didn't get some warning points for that.

Kaptin M, Slasher and probably 99% of the pilots who post here not to mention the ones that don't might as well hand in their epaulettes if that was to be the case.
I mean everyone knows I don't touch a drop & even I wouldn't ave come out with that (I value my life)

Come to think of it all you boozy pilots should move over & let sober little me at the controls.
Emerald
Gone off for a good laugh