Is there a prize for 'best thread ever made on any forum'?
If so, this one has my vote...I haven't stopped laughing since I saw it. I'll even start a fund for the prize (700 bucks should do it by the sounds of it).
Harry, I salute you. I hope to meet you in Dubai, I'll look for the guy who looks like Charlie Sheen (2 and a Half Men Charlie Sheen, not mental, Tiger Blood Charlie Sheen)...