Becoming teetotal is the easiest solution
Well that's gotta be one of the stupidest ideas I've heard on PPRuNe for a while – those promoting this sound a lot like some of those soddin’ teetotal religious types, about whom the world would be a much better place if only they could just sit down and share a joke over a nice pint of beer, just like mates - mind you, one can be pretty certain that the pubs in Afghanistan are crap, compared to those in Buckinghamshire !
Indeed if I stopped imbibing it'd put dozens out of work at my local boozer and brewery – one might see it as veritably something of a social responsibility to keep them gainfully employed, and wherein one does ones best ! - plus I must say that these new Internet Pubs are just the ticket........ "Another pint of your finest please landlord !"