Jungly old chap,
If he's 27 now and a gets thru selection he can wear the disco kit for another 28 years as he will probably be employed to age 55
As regards the dry cleaning now that us loadies run imprests..............
However if he had any doubt about going for it i am sure your PS will have made his mind up for sure.
The weight thing is a fair call and actually getting the co blitzed is almost a thing of the past....ish as they breed em tougher these days however camera's down route is particularly bad form
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced