You're all loopy I say!
What ever happened to those former past time pursuits for the discerning aviator (aviatrix) such as nude darts, custard wrestling, producing gutteral vowel sounds , sticking chewing gum on nuns or bobbing for apples in hotel toilets on the odd overnight?
And what's all this health and fitness nonsense we read about?
Did an overnight with a few pilots that insisted on this novel concept commonly referred to as a "run" followed by drinking milk at the bar no less!
Hang the blighters and flog their scrawny hides I say!!
The dying skills of wenching,blasting an ale or twelve and excelling in masterly inactivity I am proud to say is however still alive and well.