I know
Have a look at the C1 and C2 ranges metal shassis.
Has a camera which is good enough for goverment work ie sending pics of shagged aircraft or photos of car prangs.
Usual huge standby times etc compared to the others no GPS or any of that guff.
Running a 110 just now dual sim 30 euros cash no network lock or deal required and it just works as a phone and texting only down side is no computer link to get phone numbers etc into it so you have to transfer them on a sim card.