"Given that it has been scientifically proven that 50% of the population is of below average intelligence, and the number of obvious morons posting on the internet, it is also very, very obvious that this ultra mega top secret world wide population moronisation and subjugation program has been very successful."
How come only 50% of the population have been 'moronised' by chemtrails? Were the other half wearing their tinfoil hats at the right time? How did they know when to put them on?
Sounds like a conspiracy to me........