Cagedh,
That's outrageous!
OTOH, perhaps wings SHOULD have a dimpled surface - like golfballs
Deviating a bit; did you read the last entry in that CHIRP?
Can we amend our policy to do the door checks only once the aircraft has finally stopped?
I detect one small problem: If, instead of disarming it, you inadvertently blow the slide, it will eject into the airbridge and injure or kill anyone standing there.