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Old 4th Apr 2012, 18:27
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haughtney1
 
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3am at a major middle east hub airport.....

"delivery morning (xxxx125) (xxx=large middle eastern carrier bent on worldwide domination) request clearance .......xc fora dirndl "blocked"

"delivery xxxx564 request clearance to JFK.....dhrnwbdrh John "BLOCKED"

This continued for another two minutes before delivery replied...

"all xxxx aircraft requesting clearance shut up will you! I will get to you one at a time...."

" Ah delivery....that's gonna make us late...can I blame you?"

"negative blame your poxy scheduling department...."
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