GPT - Ringmaster Albo has been involved in something called ‘infrastructure’ but careful gleaning of various dispatches and promos by Albo could detect nothing aeronautical, now curiously it so happened that a matter of some importance aeronautical had arisen this week with serious ramifications for the performance of the aerial acts in OZ but Albo could not fit them into his introduction to the week’s performance of exciting and upcoming performances at the Big Top.
Seagoon: Aha ha ha (nervously), what a grand chap! Aha ha! Much as I hate to say it, he... he doesn't seem the man for the job.
Greenslade: Well, there's his brother, Mad Dan.
Eccles: Hallo! Do you like animals?
Seagoon: Yes.
Eccles: Ok, you can pat my head.
Seagoon Do you know anything about lamp-posts?
Eccles: Ohahahooh! Yeah! Um, er, go on, go on! 'Ere, ere, go on... ask me a question about a lamp-post. Ask me a question!
Seagoon: Ok. What is a lamp-post?
Eccles: Oho! The hard ones first, eh! (Goes mad.)
Seagoon: Mr. Greenslade, Mr. Greenslade... somehow, I don't think this... this, this gentleman here...
Eccles: What, what, what, gentlem... you... Ah! Gentleman! You be careful what you call me! You, erm... you heard of Hyde Park?
Seagoon: Yes.
Eccles: Well you just watch out then.
Seagoon: We'll have to advertise for a man. We'll write one on a cigarette and put it in a tobacconist's window.
That folks was the Goon show, and yes it's all bollocks.
