I think if anyone needs educating these days, it's the pilots that JT hangs around with!
I can see the conversation now.
Hotel Manager "Excuse me sir, would you mind answering a few questions about your machine gun-toting, missile laden helicopter. I'm going to need your name, point of departure and purpose of your journey "
Pilot "No problem, Osama bin Laden, departed from a secret location somewhere in the U.K and the purpose of my visit - Terrorism."
Hotel Manager "Thank you sir, enjoy your stay."
As we all (well most of us) know, ObL has been dead for just over a year, which would cause the hotel manager to contact the police immediately as opposed to eventually informing them of the movement 'in due course'
