Let's be clear here Mr Berkshire.
The OP, and many like him, are neither unemployable or incompetent.
They are just not first pick for the likes of FR; I wonder why? Probably because they are not in Nappy's and living at M + D's!!
Sadly, the little chaps, armed with Dads wallet, have monopoly for any new pilot recruitment. It has stuff all to do with their ability to fly. But I can see why they appeal to FR, CTC Flexijob, Mc Fly et al.
P2F is an avenue well worth considering for the OP; certainly if the possibility of giving up all together is being viewed. If giving up does not appeal then a period of P2F is worth a cursory look.