Which portfolio do you want?
I spent 15 years in the military serving my country, I certainly don't want that record blemished by entering politics where the mercenary bloke, or fat arsed sheila behind you, can't be trusted to look after anybody's interests except their own.
Mainly for the "politically correct"..., but to answer the question, the last Army portfolio I had was "pillage" but I always aspired to "plunder and rape".
But perhaps that job is already done?
