SASless:
Sir, you denigrate the proud species of the Suidae family...
They are smarter, cleaner and better groomed than my esteemed foe KF... He may look like one, walk like one and grunt like one - but he is no pig.
When I was nine or ten years old the proud members of Lord Baden Powell's organization taught me to "Be Prepared"... A lesson sadly lost on the simpering, lily-livered, metrosexuals of today.