"The State rests its case Your Honour!"
Were you the only one that sat through the entire process by chance?
Yes, the rest of them fled when the "psychiatrist" put his rubber gloves on and said "Bend over".
I only applied for the job of the janitor; I suppose they really should've checked to see if I had a pilot's licence. Never mind, so far I seem to be picking up the job as I go along.