Pussy
What a pussy he doesn't even want to carry his own bag!
I much rather pax on the freighter than have hello kitty keep offering me a wet rag. I can fart loudly and scratch my bollocks and walk around in just my shreddies and go for a piss when I want to. Not quite so good now without the FEs but plenty of guys would give their eye teeth to cruise the skies in a 747.
Maybe you just don't want to be a pilot at all.