I hate the customs detour: Not much you can do there
I hate to carry my suitcase for miles: Get one with wheels
I hate the smell of horse piss: Write it up in the log book
I hate making my own "food": Learn to cook
I hate the red message light flashing: Don’t answer it.
I hate the roster. Make it work for you.
I hate to fly tons of lithium batteries: Do a visual inspection of all the pallets.
I hate the 2-men ops thru the night: Never use discretion, that means everyone
I hate the 11-days patterns: Write it up
I hate the pxing after a long duty on the same aircraft: Don’t, call in fatigued for the PX sector saying you need sleep. Document your sleep patterns for the whole Duty pattern. Write an ASR-F.
I hate to be tired for weeks: Go to the CX doctor, you may get some time off to recover.
I hate the lack of respect from management pilots: It goes both ways
I really really hate BOM and DEL: Get a girlfriend there.