Treacherous fishhead berates F-ing crabs

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Best pi$$ing contest I've read on here for ages. So many wounded egos and so much invective under the guise of 'banter'.

The three greatest lies:

1. "I'll still love you in the morning."

2. "The cheque is in the post."

3. "Off the record? Of course it is."