Sod all this 'how many kills did we/they get' stuff. At the end of the day crabs are all '****ing crabs' (from the day their so-called service was founded on April Fools Day 1918).
"In the Air Force they say that a landing's Ok, if the pilot gets down and can still walk away,
But in the Fleet Air Arm the prospects are grim, if the landing's ****-poor and the pilot can't swim!"
The FAA can always out ****-up and out humour the clip-on tie/plastic shoe/off-the-peg, no-vented suit wearing light blue civilians in uniform.