Dear Mr arse,
If you take into consideration our overall superior quality of life, our fantastic terms of service - age 55 for loads and loads of us - the ever increasing inventory of "gucci toys" - all in reasonable working order and not in "mothballs" would you really be surprised to hear we really don't give a hoot.
See 6o'the best item c........harsh but he has a point
And please please please after 10 years as a rotary crewman working on the "plain", NI, Belize etc etc with some superb pongo types, now a happy J mate in wilts, do not try and convince me, or any other "crab" that your job, lifestyle and engagement chances are better than ours....cos they aint
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced