Talking cr@p kit:
The museum piece known at the Vickers VC10, due to extract me from my sandy prison, is delayed yet again.
You got to hand it to 'em, they're on schedule one-third of the time!
It costs more to keep these jokes on the ground (let's face it, they rarely fly anymore) than it would to buy a new fleet!!
With service like this, no wonder the Air Force is the subject of so much ridicule amongst its 'customers'.