JP Landing Instruction
Many thanks TJ and Beagle - that's the one!
The non-standard patter from a Varsity QFI at Oakington went along the lines of
"you are making this too difficult, I like to do everything the easy way - except s....l intercourse which I perform standing on my head in a hammock" !!!
I have long forgotten all else that he said, but somehow that one stuck!