I've not noticed the airport coming to a standstill when the 380
comes in or out.
It's because the 380 is so ugly. There is a tannoy message that it is arriving and all non esential staff go to rooms with no windows in to hide from it. The staff that have to deal with it under go counseling after each turn round. The airports advice if you are caught in the open when one taxies past is to risk one eye.
Rgds Dr I