Our job is not to fly the aircraft, a monkey can do that
Give your job to a monkey then. For the relationship part a nice flight attendant loving kids will do. One banana for the monkey, rather low salary for the flight attendant compared to the pilot's, perfect.
In the current climate it is refreshing to see the other side of the fence, and also the inside story.
Sure, any side is interesting to listen, but it has to be on topic, not interview skills, but pilot salaries and rich passenger attitude.