Pr00ne, I think I knew a soft, wet and drippy tomb driver in RAFG some years ago....not you I hope!
As the average pirate does not kill anyone
It's crap like that coming from the legal profession that leaves me cold and frightened. I've not got that long on this earth but I do worry for my sons and grandkids, and dearly hope that the nation's leaders eventually get the balls to stop the rot!
the punishment far FAR worse than the actual criminal event,
Perhaps you could expand or explain?
What defines an average pirate?