Or the pilot of a corporate jet observed 3000ft into controlled airspace without a clearance or a departure report. 'Sorry, I thought the base was F180' (A085)
Or the pilot of a certain king air operator climbing into controlled airspace without a clearance (short staffed and working like a cut cat). This certain king air operator used to have the most professional pilots I've dealt with on staff but lowered the conditions which saw all this experience walk.
Or the pilot of a Mooney (yeah, I know) helping himself to diversions left and right of track without a heads-up or clearance to do so.
Or the pilot of a B738 giving a position report overhead a position when 20nm west of it because he thought he wasn't on radar yet.
Or the pilot of......................