Jolly Boatman
Clearly you are far too level-headed and sensible to be an Oxford student. However do you hope to make it in the world with an attitude like that? For a starter, all your a/c are bound to crash as all mass and balance figures are calculated on the basis of every student having a sizeable chip on at least one shoulder, and feet large enough to fill the average student mouth.
I think you should come clean and own up to being a plant to winkle out all the idle speculators.
